I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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