we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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