all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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