I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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