that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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