I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
