We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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