whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
