you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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