love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I bet he comes in French.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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