it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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