He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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