I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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