hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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