Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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