If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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