Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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