I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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