i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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