I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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