honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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