I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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