he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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