all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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