Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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