Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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