I'm going to rape someone's good day.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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