1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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