I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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