i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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