This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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