Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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