Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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