it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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