Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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