ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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