I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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