So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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