He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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