im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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