The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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