We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
