i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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