To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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