I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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