Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
high people should be assigned attendants
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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