why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So much rum. So many feels.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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