I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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