So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Randomize
