is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
