We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Success! We fucked roommates!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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