Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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