Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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